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Monday, January 30, 2006

Tony from Southwestern University

Why not hate? It is so much easier to hate the god-damn white, rich lazy shits here at this university than actually try to get to know them. I usually just glare till they look away as I brush them off the sidewalk. I also hate how there is this huge woman’s rights movement here on this mostly female campus, but every weekend a bunch of hos go around campus looking to mooch beer and a good time from some douchebag guy. I say FUCK YOU! I also hate the God-damn professors that say they are open to any opinion, but not to mine. Because I don’t believe in abortion, and that it is right for a woman to keep her ass home, serving her man like she is supposed to, I get shouted down in class. FUCK YOU TO!

Hate For Grammatical Laziness

Eric R. from Rice University

I fucking hate people who still do not know the difference between "your" and "you're." Now I can understand the occasional chance typo, but the people who continually refuse to expend the extra two keystrokes (or god help me, pen strokes - you really have no fucking excuse then) and instead wallow in the pools of idiocy frustrate me to no end. Is it really that hard to retain information you learned in third grade, in that very first lesson on how to use apostrophes? Or did you miss the next seven years of school, when they drilled it into your head so you wouldn't look like the lazy imbecile you became today? I know it's mighty confusing, since apostrophes can denote possession AND contractions, but you're just going to have to get those darned exceptions through your thick dumb head. How did you even get out of the grade school system? Did you just figure it was not information worth remembering, because really, how often does one use the second person? Well guess what asshole, you can't count on spellcheck forever, and when you get rejected for that job you really wanted, but you just confused those two little words on your cover letter, I'm going to be laughing. From my corner office. And don't even get me STARTED on those "where you at?" commericials. Boost Mobile, if you are really trying to increase your "street" image by continuing to abuse my ears with that god-awful phrase, I am going to personally cause you pain.


Hate For Wannabes

Anthony C. from Bloomsburd University

I cannot stand people who pretend to be drunk to be "cool". I can see right through you asshole! Nothing pisses me off more than hanging out at a party and seeing a fake drunk. You’re not cool just because you’re drunk. Especially when you drink two beers and your "gone". You can't be "gone" after two beers if you weigh 180 lbs shithead. You’re a disgrace to drunk college kids everywhere. If I could I would pecker-slap each and every one of you square in the face. Don't get me wrong. If girls want to pretend to get drunk so they have a valid excuse for hooking up with each other and taking off their clothes... that’s cool. But seriously if you’re not really drunk don't be a faggot. You know who you are and so does everyone around you. I categorize you along with the pink-shirt wearing, collar-poppin bitches. Yeah you stooped down to their gayness. I think that all these little butt-fuckers should be executed....ok maybe that’s a little harsh... but at least pecker-slapped by one of those monster cocks only seen on the internet. I think I'll end on that note......pecker-slapped by monster cocks...fake drunken bastards!

'Pecker-slapped by monster cocks'...classic.