Hate For Athletics

Eric P. really hates

Hey, lacrosse guy, you're the coolest guy ever! It's so cool that you carry around that stick with you everywhere you go, amazing us with how you twirl it around so fast and keep that ball in there. I wouldn't know what you're doing with it in the library, but that's probably because I'm just not as cool as you. I cant believe I've been wasting my time with the good American classic sports like baseball and football, and not gotten into lacrosse. Man, I wish I could be so cool as to pop my collar and carry that stick to parties and into the bathroom with me. Listen jerk ass, you play lacrosse, good for you. I play baseball, you don't see me carrying a bat or a glove around with me. Quit raping strippers, quit trying to be somebody from Laguna Beach, and put that fucking stick away already!