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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Hate for Fashion

Jeff K. from Penn State
Ms. Giant Sun Glasses. As long as Paris Hilton says they’re cool, then it must be true. (Funny story about Paris Hilton; she’s a skank. Don’t believe me? Ask her father.) Anywhooo, I really feel that no matter how many people claim that they look good, somewhere, deep with in the recesses of their soul, they are laughing along with me. I’m sure that I will have several male detractors disagreeing with me, citing evidence that a lot of hot girls wear this particular style of sunglasses. I answer them thusly: you don’t find it a bit suspicious that nearly 50% of these girls’ faces are hidden behind overpriced plastic. What exactly are they hiding? The answer: ugliness. I’ve been told several times in my life that I’d be better looking if someone put a bag on my head with a picture of the Toxic Avenger drawn in crayon, but you don’t see me doing it! Show us your faces.

1 Comments:

Blogger Status2.0 said...

You're a very funny boy. I too express hatred for a fashion trend: overalls. Even if they're just for sh*ts and giggles, it just doesnt do it for me. Seriously, who aaaare these people? Keep up the good work, chao!

10:17 PM  

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