Hate For One-Uppers
You damn right thems some sweet jokes on CH.
Your typical I know more and I can do everything better than you kid. This is the douche bag who will take everything you say or everything you said you did and tell us of he said it (or would have) or did it 10 times better. More commonly, his stories usually end in something along the lines of 'and I was so wasted too.' This is the person at the party you avoid standing in a circle with to tell of all your real escapades or sweet new jokes from collegehumor.