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Friday, December 30, 2005

Reader-on-Reader Hate: Nick

Jon K. of the United States Marine Corps hates Nick

Nick, Nick, Nick, Quite possibly the worst ranting of shit I've ever seen. That wasn't even funny you worthless piece of life. I bust balls and take it back with the best of them...but honestly bro, you need to step your game up big time. It's easy for you to sit back beating off to some webcams and insult a man of the military from your basement level piece of shit dorm that hasn't seen a female walk it's halls in decades, but why not challange yourself? Brainstorm with your fellow circle jerkers some funny quips and fast lines poking at my sexuality other than you already overstated fag. And push-ups aren't really done anymore, it's more running and shooting so we can kill Muslims at a high rate so that you can beg a homeless guy to buy you beer outside the 7-11. Nicholas, I will not waste anymore time with you. And like my good man Streeter said, calling a dude in the Marines a fag...good idea. Go ahead and try it in your real life, with lightsaber safely tucked away and see what happens. I'm gonna go service your mother.

You hear that, childhood bullies; I have a guy in the Marines who claims I'm a good man. He's like one step away from repaying all those wedgies you handed out so liberally.

Hate For Preppies

Josh from Virginia Tech

I hate people who think they are cool by think themselves as preppy. Listen, just because you buy a 40 dollars t-shirt or a hat that has rips in it to look vintage, does not make you cool. Honestly, no one thinks you are witty by quoting "we want prenup" from a Kayne West song. Also, preppy does not mean prep. A prep is someone who went to a prep school, aka a boarding school. So if you think yourself as being cool because you are preppy, just remember, preppy is a term poor kids use to make themselves look like they have more money than others. That’s right I said it. First off, buying several 40-dollar t-shirts, 60-dollar jeans, and whatever other overly priced clothes does not make you rich. You look like an idiot trying to seem cool by wearing a pink popped collar shirt, not rich. Second, preps go to schools that cost 30 to 40 thousand dollars a year, (yeah costs the same as Harvard). If you are preppy, you went to public school with everyone else. You thought you were better than everyone else because your dad works for a dotcom. Your dad drives a Lexus, not a Bentley, get over it. Finally, going to a prep school is living hell. Imagine prison but not having any cigarettes. It’s like living in your college dorms, with your professors, with no access to the outside world, to alcohol, or anything for that matter. So if you act like a pretentious asshole to a prep because you are preppy, you most likely get the shit kicked out of you. So, roll down those popped collars, it was cool in the 80s. That’s right, the 80's. You were watching teenage ninja turtles while Duran Duran was thought to be good music. 80's music was popular when you were still in diapers. Do not pretend to like the 80's because the preppy kids in the 80s movies always had a good time to some bad song. The 80's are over, and it has been for 15 years. Get a life, stop buying overly expensive clothes, and for god sakes, lose the attitude.

Duran Duran is STILL good music. If Hungry Like the Wolf is wrong, I don't want to be right. Take your complaints to Rio and dance with them on the sand, hate monger!

Hate For The Sensitive

Julia B. of Southern Connecticut State University

I absolutley cannot stand the fucking politically correct bastards who are ruining the spirit of Christmas for our country...Whoever these people are, who just one day decided to denounce all the city 'Christmas Trees' to our now, 'Holiday Trees,' can kiss my ass. I refuse to say, "Happy Holidays" to my customers in fear that they may celebrate Chanukah or Kwanza or some shit. If I offend you, I'm sorry. But the fact that 96% of the population celebrates Christmas should tell one something. MOST OF THE NATION CELEBRATES THIS FUCKING HOLIDAY WHETHER IT BE FOR RELIGIOUS REASONS OR JUST FOR TRADITION. It's bullshit that the people who actually look forward to Christmas year-round must repress all their excitement and withold expressing acknowledgement of this glorious holiday. Now, I'm 22-years old, and I will not be guilted into saying "happy holidays" when I'm forty and have 2 children. I have never been religious by any means but I will raise my children to fully embrace everything having to do with Christmas and what it means to delve into the eggnog, knotted lights, wrapping presents, and everything else. Yes, respect for other religions is important during this time of year, and there are many. However, this is America and I'm sorry, but majority rules. I am NOT downplaying the importance of Chanukah or Kwanza and all the others by any means. These other religions, followed by their own traditions, are important and eclectic and such celebrations are what make this country amazing. This should not go unnoticed. BUT I will not have some stupid hippie telling me that I will from now on, refer to Christmas as just a 'holiday.' I hate to break it to you, but by saying "Merry Christmas" it almost bonds the population. When my customers wish me a Merry Christmas as they head out the door, it's a great feeling to know that we share something special and that it remains part of our culture for years to come. Christmas, I'm sorry, is embedded in the American culture and should forever stay in our culture and not be scrutinized by anyone unwilling to recognize this wonderful holiday.

Interesting fact: Kwanzaa was created in California in 1966. Holidays that are older than Kwanzaa: Arbor Day, Labor Day and my dad's birthday.