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Thursday, December 08, 2005

Reader-on-Reader Hate

Unknown Hater hates Chris M. from Temple U.

I hate the "I'm gonna complain about girls having their period because now I can't fuck them" guy (aka Chis M. from Temple). This is the guy that follows you home and never gets a clue that your not interested in having sex with him and all the crabs that live in his genetalia, so you have to use the ultimate I-can't-hook-up excuse. News flash jackass, the "bitch" probably doesn't have her period, but she probably does upchuck everytime she's sees one of the open wounds from your oral herpes flying at her from across the room. Maybe if you stopped being a dick for one second you would realize that a girl only gets her period for about 5 days a month, not 28. The cherry on top of these lovely std ridden sundaes is that usually they're the guys that think that just because you have your period means you owe them anal sex. Look douchebag, just because i got dicked and ended up with a uterus instead of a flesh turtle (the "I'm gonna complain about girls having their period because now I can't fuck them" guys usually have small penises) doesn't mean I owe you anal sex. I'm trying to spare your feelings with the period excuse here, don't make me chop your penis off and throw it out of a moving car going 90 off a bridge.

Girls lie about having their period? That's lower than low.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Triple Reader-on-Reader Hate

Jonas from Germany:

I hate Helen T. From England - because she hates people out of her own misery of being an unloved, fat, bad-hair-job, underpaid hag. That girl with the 'easy life' just tried harder or was waaaaaay smarter than you are. Now bag my groceries.

I hate Linda S. From New Orleans - because it's not a conscient action if a guy pushes a girl's hair down. We don't think about this, it just happens. You don't kick a dog's ass because it wags its tail at you, do you? Now we wag ours at you ... and subconsciously direct you to where the grapes are. It's the way we are built, and I love it. So I hate you.

I hate BJ from Washington U - because the price tag doesn't matter. Popping the collar is a decision far away from monetary backgrounds. It's if you want to portray the successful, cocky, tasteless motherfucker that lays all the chicks you wish you could even talk to - or not. So live with it and don't discriminate others because their polo shirt doesn't have a crocodile. My brother buys Lacoste shirts all the time, and I give him hell for it. Everybody should have a brother like me.

Germans hating people? WTF?