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Monday, November 28, 2005

Philisophical Hate

From an Unknown Thinker
What is hate?
Not sure, but there certainly seems to be a lot of it swirling around.

Multi-Hate from the Military

Jon K. of the US Marine Corps

Sports Ananlysts not on ESPN or any major network. Nobody cares about your input on the Georgia/Auburn game just because you went to a school for sports management and now have a job on the Southern Alabama Sports Hour that pulls in less ratings then the Norm McDonald show. You usually have a name like Brian McFarley or something that sounds like you were once an average athlete at your small high school nobody has heard of and probably sucked more than that team Butkus coaches.

MTV addicts...esp. about The Real World and Laguna Beach. In case you haven't noticed, MTV doesn't show music anymore and they repeat these horrible shows over and over and over again until you can quote an entire episode. Stop watching this, and watch something else with REAL people doing ACTUAL things. And the people who think these shows aren't scripted, you suck very badly.

People who think everyone in the military is a blood thirsty killer that has no morals. You fucking hippies disgust me...get back to smelling bad and protesting. I also hate the over zealous protestors in colleges. Bro, you go to college, stop bitching. I feel bad you paid the 100,000 dollar cover charge but I get drunk at home and serve our country so you can do so. Don't get me wrong, college kids kick ass, just not the ones who think they are making a DRASTIC difference in the world. I shouldn't even make the cover charge comment, you're probably the tool in the library on a Friday night with the Asian kid that doesn't speak anything but Calculus.

It's not that we think you are all blood thirsty killers, it's just that you're allowed to be and we're not.

Hate for The Stars and Bars

Ben B. From Miami

Confederate Flags. Nothing says, "Hey I'm a fucking redneck" like a representation of the condederate flag on your clothing, automobile, or even in your general viscinity. Sorry to dissappoint you, but the South WILL NOT rise again. In fact, one could argue the degree to which they ever "risen" to in the first place. Now, being a southerner myself I am certainly no fan of yankee notherner types, nor do I enjoy our current regime of government, however; I think it's pretty obvious that shaving your head, wearing camoflauge and watching the Deliverance marathon will never re-establish our nation's capitol as Richmond, Virginia or even Montgomery, Alabama for that matter. Give it up, there is no honor is celebrating a "nation" that existed for a mere 5 years... and for fuck's sakes, take the mud tires off your 2-wheel drive truck and stop fucking your cousins.

If by 'rise' you mean 'drink a lot and complain about the lack of work in town,' then the South certainly will rise again.

Hate for Fakers

Meaghan from GW

Kids who think they're rich, but in actuality if left to fend for themselves, without daddy's money, are just stupid meatheads who dont know how to do anything else but party and cheat at life. Hey, good job, you did absolutely nothing to become extremely wealthy. Great. I'm all for the fucking american dream, but please PLEASE dont tell me that youre better than me because your PARENTS can afford a black card and your spoiled ass gets to use it. Fan-fucking-tastic. I hope your parents realize what fucking degenerate assholes you are and cut you off... you like grey goose? fuck you, try drinking some fucking zelco like a normal fucking college kid. I realize that its tempting, but stop fucking sitting next to me in classes and expecting me to swoon over your fucking muscles and let you cheat off me – I dont think our professor is retarded enough (notice I said ENOUGH) not to realize your essay is full of words your tiny, juiced-out brain is too fucking dumb to comprehend. I hope you wake up in 10 years on a broken futon in a shitty studio apartment in SouthEast DC thats filled with cockroaches you dumb fucking spoiled douche flavored cum dumpster... and yeah, I think youre TOTALLY FUCKING IN THE CLOSET MR EYEBROWS WAXED DUDE IM SO DRUNK I GRAB MY FRAT BROTHERS ASSES IN A NOT FUNNY BUT TOTALLY I WANNA GET POUNDED TONIGHT way. FUCK YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU

Look at how excited she gets right at the end there...sexy.