Hate for Hopeless Romantics
You don't get it man...we're in love.
Motherfuckers who pretend a relationship is way more than it actually is. If these sort of people had the time to memorize the life history, favorite drink, academic major, and favorite football team of all 6 billion people on the planet, they would undoubtedly do it. This species of human tends to generalize the span of your life by the drunken habits you exhibited back in freshman year. Get a clue buddy; no one is falling for it!