Hate for Hanger-Ons
Wait...dude, what are you guys up to tonight? Yeah...can I hop a ride with you guys? Oh Nice, SHOTGUN! Boo-Ya!
I hate that fuckin kid who follows me and my friends everywhere. I guess he doesnt understand that we lock the door when he leaves our dorm room so we can drink in peace. Hey dumb shit, if you say you'll be back in a couple seconds, leave and here the door lock, we dont want you around. Especially if you knock and say "It's me" and it still takes us 2 minutes to opne the door. We dont give a shit if you have beer, we do too, and if we need any we'll be sure to steal it from you you little bitch. Oh yea, and one more thing, never, ever come into my room and just stand there and say nothing, if you have nothing to say to me, stay the fuck out, or hang yourself or something.