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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Hate for the Friend-Zone

James at UMBC

You know what I hate. I hate when you have a friend thats a girl. She wants to hang out with you and make you think that she is interested in you. You go to the fucking mall and she ask's your opinions about cloths, in front of people, like your her gay friend or something. You would do anything for this girl. You think she's everything you could ever ask for. You think its some deep connection that you'll never have again. You tell her your interested and she strings you along with crap about how it couldn't happen right now but she thinks your great. She goes out with a friend of yours, and acts like he's the greatest mother fucker that walked the planet but he's really just some stoner fuck who isn't worth a penny. Talks about him night and day. Completely devoted to the peice of shit. Drags you along with their relationship by treating you as the middle man. You hang in with some hope because you've lied to your self about how great she is and you think your in some crappy love movie where things are gonna work out at the end. Everytime she comes back from college she has some story about all the great people she's meet and all the fun and partys, while your at some crappy community college working like a dog, and living with your parents. You say fuck her finally and then she shows up and acts all into you again and you go back to the way it was before. Calls everyday, wants back rubs, hanging our with her family, and says your the closest guy friend she's ever had. But don't cross that line. You get so stressed out you go out a drink to much wreck your car going 15 miles an hour and get a D.U.I. You have no money for the lawyer and all the fines, Your family thinks your an alcaholic. Might as well me cause your living in hell. Then your depressed and friends and co-workers start to make up rumors about you. God only knows what they say about you to her because they're fucking losers and don't have much else to do with their time. She starts to act all distant from you. Says she' s worried about you and hopes your doing well. Cause your such a fucking loser. Never really took the time to get to know you. Took the greatest guy she'll probablly ever meet and ran him into the ground. Fuck You! Fuck You!

When they start complaining to you about their period, then you know you're trouble.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with this so much, fuck friend zone.

1:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*shakes his head in disappointment*

This is so true. So true.
There's only one thing left for you to do.

... Rape her.

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL at the person who said rape her.

Seriously, i feel you man, i'm in the same damn situation and i know i'm fucked but i can't do anything about it. fuck me.

11:20 AM  

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